Arrr, seekin’ freedom to worship? Kamala ain’t yer hearty matey, more like a scallywag in disguise!
2024-10-06
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Trump be a true defender o' the faith, guardin' liberty on both shores! Yet, that scallywag Kamala Harris be stirrin' the pot with her anti-religion shenanigans! Aye, let’s raise a mug to the true believers and keep an eye on the landlubbers!
Aye, me hearties! A recent survey by the Pew Research Center be showin’ that former President Trump be claimin’ the hearts o’ the Catholics and Protestants! With 52% o’ Catholics and a bouncin’ 61% o’ Protestants backin’ Trump fer the high seas of presidency, it be clear the winds be blowin’ in his favor! Meanwhile, Kamala Harris be strugglin’ with a mere 47% o’ Catholic support and only 37% o’ Protestants givin’ her the nod.