Arrr, matey! Young scallywags in Penn's woods be lovin' Trump more than a treasure chest of doubloons!
2024-10-06
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be spottin’ that the young scallywags of Gen Z be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for Trump more than their Millennial brethren! Aye, these sprightly sea dogs be filled with hope for the morrow! What be their secret rum, I wonder?
Arrr, mateys! In the last couple moons, I be settin’ me sights on the fair state of Pennsylvania, fer it holds the fates o’ our next captain – be it the fabled Donald Trump or the gallant Kamala Harris! Aye, the winds be blowin’ in peculiar ways, as I spy the younger crew of Gen Z, ages 18 to 27, be rallyin’ ‘round the Trump flag more than their Millennial mates.Me hearties, a Harvard poll be showin’ Harris ahead with a fair 61% to Trump’s 30% amongst the Millennials. But lo! Among the younger scallywags, that lead be shrinkin’ to just 16 points! At a Trump shindig in Harrisburg, I be meetin’ many a young buccaneer who sees treasure in Trump’s opportunities, much like a chest o’ gold in the hold o’ a ship!
In Jack Jolly’s Holiday Bar, I be findin’ a mix o’ landlubbers who fancied themselves above politics, while the younger ones debated fiercely. They watched the VP debate like it were a mighty prize fight! Ye see, unlike the resigned souls of the Millennials, these young ones still carry a glimmer o’ hope, dreamin’ a brighter future. So hoist the sails, for the winds of change be blowin’, and perhaps, just perhaps, the young scallywags be alright! Yarrr!