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Aye, a year post the 10/7 fray, and those Democrat havens be breeding antisemitism like scurvy on me ship!

2024-10-07

Arrr, 'tis been a year since them scallywags struck Israel! Antisemitism be sailin' strong in yon blue states, where it be festerin' like a barnacle on a ship's hull, and the landlubbers be chantin' "death to Israel!" Blimey, what a right ruckus!

Arrr, me hearties! On October the 7th, a most heinous attack befell the Jewish folk, the likes of which be reminding us of the darkest days of yore. The scallywags of Hamas stormed the shores of Israel, unleashing chaos — murderin', ravagin', and abductin' the innocent to the depths of Gaza. Aye, over a hundred souls still be captives, includin' four Americans, no less! Meanwhile, in the bustling streets of America, the Jewish crew be watchin' as crowds gathered, not to mourn, but to cheer and chant vile words like "death to Israel." In New York’s Times Square, they were flashin' swastikas whilst the grave tally of the fallen rose like a cursed tide. Antisemitism, it seems, be sproutin’ like weeds in the Democrat-controlled lands, whilst in Republican havens, it be kept at bay. The Anti-Defamation League, though leanin’ left, notes the highest incidents be in blue states, where chaos reigns and the consequences be lighter than a feather. In Florida, however, when trouble brews, the law be swift as a cannonball! Protesters be arrested quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” The lesson, me mateys, be clear: where antisemitism thrives, decay follows, and societies be walkin’ the plank!

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