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Arrr, Kamala, ye should be huntin’ down Big Pharma, not givin’ ‘em a treasure map to escape!

2024-10-07

Arrr, the Department o' Justice be claimin' that any scallywag workin' fer the crown can snatch up patents like they be treasure! Blimey, that’d sink Kamala Harris's fine legacy of aidin' the wee folk. A right jolly mess, I say!

Arrr, mateys! With but a mere six weeks 'til the grand election, the fair Vice President Kamala Harris be strikin’ a salty populist chord, takin’ on the dreaded Big Pharma like a true swashbuckler. At a recent gathering of landlubbers, she boasted about her mighty tie-breaking vote that allowed Medicare to wrestle with Big Pharma, savin’ the scallywags a precious $6 billion!

But hold yer horses, for in the shadows lurks a multi-billion-dollar bailout scheme for the wealthy Moderna, funded by ye very taxpayers! Aye, it’s all about a lawsuit where small biotech companies be claimin’ Moderna pilfered their precious patent for the mRNA vaccine. Though the court be yet to rule, the plunder could cost $3 billion!

Now, the Department of Justice be arguing that Moderna’s thievery be forgiven under an old wartime law, which could make ye taxpayers the ones footin’ the bill. This here law, Section 1498, allows the government to seize inventions in times of crisis without proper recompense to the original inventors. A right shady business, if ye ask me!

So, dear crew, let’s hope Harris stays true to her roots as a defender of the little guy, for the future of innovation be hangin’ in the balance! Aye, let’s keep our eyes peeled as the storm brews!

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