Arrr, matey! The seventh day of October be stuck in Davy Jones' locker, and 101 landlubbers still be captive in Gaza!
2024-10-07
Arrr, matey! The poor souls o' 10/7 be lost to the briny deep, while scallywags and knaves be twistin' ‘em into tyrants! Aye, these bilge rats think Jewish lives be naught but seaweed—ay, ‘tis a fine jest they be makin’!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a fair lass named Sapir Cohen, who found herself in a right pickle whilst visiting her beau’s kin on the fateful day of October 7, 2023. Captured by scallywags in Gaza, she spent 55 days in the dank darkness of their lairs before bein' freed in a deal struck with the dastardly Hamas!Our brave wench returned to share her harrowing yarn with young campers, describin' the tunnels as pitch black and unbreathable, where even the flicker of a torch barely lit the gloom. Meanwhile, her lad, Sasha Troufanov, remains shackled with a hundred others, sufferin' for a whole year! What a cruel twist of fate!
As she sails the seas of awareness, she laments the world’s disinterest in their plight, with nary a yellow ribbon in sight nor a peep from bigwigs like Amazon and Pepsi. 'Tis a shame, I say!
On the anniversary of that dark day, the heart-wrenchin' cries of families echoed, demandin' their kin be remembered and freed. Yet, the world seems to have turned a blind eye. So, as we raise our tankards, let us not forget the souls still trapped in the shadows of October, prayin' for brighter days ahead! Arrr!