Ahoy! Trump be raisin' the Jolly Roger with Israel at dawn, like a scallywag in a treasure hunt!
2024-10-08
Arrr, Kamala Harris be like a ship with no wind in her sails, matey! She be tryin' to chart a course, but the seas be rough and her compass be all askew! Aye, not so much a captain, more like a scallywag lost at sea!
Arrr, gather ye round, me hearties! On the fateful day of October 7, 2023, the notorious former captain of the ship of states, Donald Trump, took to the airwaves to speak on the grim anniversary of the dreadful massacre and mass kidnapping in Israel. Aye, the talk be heavy with tales of Israel and the lurking shadows of antisemitism that be sailin' across the U.S. seas!Now, three exchanges be catchin' me ear. One can find the full script o' this jolly debate on the high seas of the internet. First, the good captain drew attention to those rascally outliers among pro-Israel folk, as even they be noticin’ some Jewish lads bein’ a tad too friendly with those scallywags known as Hamas.
Moreover, as the tides of November's election loom, it be clear that the winds favor Trump, who’s been standin' by Israel like a loyal matey. Contrast this with the thought of a President Kamala Harris, who might steer the ship into murky waters for the Jewish State.
In the end, for those who wish to see Israel flourish, the choice be as clear as the stars on a calm night: hoist yer sails and vote for Trump, lest ye find yerself adrift in a sea o' uncertainty! Arrr!