“Arrr! October 7 be still sailin’! The Bible’s got more repeats than a parrot, and Fox News be squawkin’ too!”
2024-10-08
Avast ye, mateys! Dive into the freshest tales from Fox News' opinion treasure chest! And don’t be missin’ the lively yarns from Cap’n Hannity and First Mate Arroyo! Arrr, set sail for some jolly good watchin'!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn of political mischief upon the high seas of the 2024 election! First off, our trusty landlubber HANNITY be takin' a gander at them election polls and the Vice President, who seems as absent as a ship lost at sea! Arrr!Then we have HUGH HEWITT declaring that Trump be standin' tall with Israel, while Kamala be blowin' away like a feather in a storm! Surprise, surprise, me hearties! The October surprise be gallivantin' upon us, ready to swab the deck of this election! GUTFELD cheers that the election can be decided by merit, not by threats from the left, like a pirate’s code! Aye!
As we set sail on October 7th, the tale grows dark, with 101 hostages still ensnared in Gaza, making even the heartiest pirate ponder. RAYMOND ARROYO reminds us that a presidential candidate bein' attacked is a matter to be taken serious-like!
LAURA INGRAHAM shares her view from Butler, and we can’t forget our Appalachian brethren, fightin' the storms while keepin' their vote alive! Lastly, the Bible has spoken, offerin' wisdom to guide us closer to the Almighty. So hoist the sails, me crew, and let’s navigate these turbulent waters of politics with a hearty laugh! Yarrr!