Arrr, Massachusetts be all at sea! I be throwin’ me hat in the ring to mend it and rescue the wee pirates!
2024-10-08
Arrr, matey! The squall o' migrants in Massachusetts be no mere breeze to blow away! It be takin' a bold captain with a heart o' gold to steer us true, thinkin' of the crew 'fore the ship’s colors! Aye, let’s chart a course for kindness!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of a scallywag born in the rough waters of Detroit’s most treacherous shores! This lad learned the ropes of self-preservation early, for a warm bed was as rare as a mermaid’s kiss. With a father who vanished like a phantom and a mother tangled in the arms of scallywag suitors, this young matey witnessed horrors akin to a pirate’s worst nightmare—one even clobbered her with a blasted iron poker!Now, this lad set sail to Massachusetts, a land that once promised shelter for the downtrodden. But alas, the tide turned when a flood of shipless souls sought refuge, and the once-stalwart law became a tangled net of chaos! Millions were spent, aye, on handouts so grand, ye’d think it was a treasure chest opened by the wrong crew. Criminals lurked among the desperate, turning the streets into a veritable tempest of trouble!
With the winds of misfortune howling, our brave lad now runs for the Senate, yearning to be the voice for the forgotten and downtrodden! It’s high time to hoist the sails of commonsense and reform this floundering ship! Massachusetts can’t house the seven seas, but with a steady hand, we can steer a course toward hope for the young ones! So, hoist the colors, mateys, and let’s reclaim the dream!