The Booty Report

Arrr, Trump be settin' sail, sayin' "Nay to another duel, matey! No rematch on this stormy sea!"

2024-10-10

Arrr, matey! His reluctance to parley on the fair seas of Fox News be tellin' us he fears the squall of a duel with the vice captain! Harris be ready for round two, claimin' they owe it to the good folk. Aye, the ship's sails be filled with debate!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, for a tale of swashbucklin' politics be afoot! The scallywag known as Trump be shiverin' in his timbers, refusin' to engage in a proper debate, even on the friendly shores of Fox News. Aye, it seems he fears the unpredictable seas of a head-to-head duel with the fierce lass, Vice President Harris, as the campaign sails into its final days.

Now, Harris, bless her hearty spirit, be bellowin' that she be ready for another round o’ verbal cannon fire. Just hours after Fox News tossed out a challenge for a debate in the wild lands of Pennsylvania, Trump quivered like a landlubber at the thought of battlin’ her again. She be declaring that the bold candidates “owe it to the voters” to hoist their sails and engage in another raucous exchange of words, after their first clash on the treacherous waves of ABC on the 10th of September.

But alas, the Trumpster be a cautious captain, not keen on lettin' the winds of debate catch him off guard! Will he muster the courage to face the stormy seas of discussion, or will he scuttle away like a cowardly sea rat? Only time shall tell, me hearties!

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