Arrr, this crew be havin' the might to sway the crown, if they muster up for the vote, ye scallywags!
2024-10-10
Arrr, matey! It be said that in this fair land, there be a crew of 25 to 30 million scallywags callin’ themselves evangelicals. Yet, lo and behold, a third of ’em be too busy swabbin’ the decks to cast a vote! Avast, what a swindle!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we unravel the curious tale of the American evangelicals, a band o' landlubbers causin' quite the stir in the political seas! With Dr. George Barna's spyglass, we reckon there be 25 to 30 million of 'em, but a third be sittin' on their hands come election time!In the last grand election, nearly 7 million of these God-fearin' souls in swing states opted to swab the deck instead of castin' their votes! Blimey! Politicians be tryin' to woo 'em with fancy speeches and faith parades, but such tricks be fallin' flat, like a ship with no wind in its sails.
Their trust in these scallywags be as low as Davy Jones' locker, with many feelin' the pinch of emotional manipulation. It’s a right mess, me mateys! And alas, many a pastor be tied up tighter than a sailor’s knot, not able to share their wisdom on the matters that be weighin’ heavy on their congregations.
As we approach the 2024 showdown, it be time for Christian landlubbers to hoist their sails and cast their votes! With fierce divisions befo' 'em, they must choose wisely 'twixt the likes of Trump and Harris. Aye, it be a call to arms for every faithful soul come Nov. 5! Don’t let this ship sail without ye, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank of regret!