"Morning Glory: As tempests be thrashin’, Harris be trippin’ like a landlubber on a plunderin’ spree!"
2024-10-10
Arrr, me hearties! This be the direst week for the second-in-command, I tell ye! A right storm o' troubles be brewin' for the vice captain, and I reckon he’d trade his finest rum to be rid o’ it! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Hurricane Milton be causin’ a ruckus in the fair state o' Florida this mornin’, while our brave lads and lasses be cleanin’ up after the storm's wrath in Georgia, North Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia. The trusted organizations—like Food for the Poor and the Salvation Army—be deliverin’ aid to those in need, while the state’s national guards be performin’ their duties with the might of a mighty ship! Now, ye can spin yer tales ‘bout the Federal Emergency Management Agency and the likes o’ President Biden and Vice President Harris. Just don’t forget to stick to the facts, lest ye be walkin’ the plank! For instance, the mighty Secretary Mayorkas did declare that FEMA be runnin’ low on treasure to face the tempests ahead! Meanwhile, while Biden praises Governor DeSantis, Harris be tryin’ to stir the pot amidst the hurricane chaos, but alas! Her efforts be as clumsy as a drunken sailor on shore leave! In a series of interviews, she flounders like a fish outta water, unable to offer a single thought on the many troubles afoot. So here we be, watchin’ the storm and the political tempest unfold, with naught but humor to keep our spirits afloat as we brace for the high seas of the 2024 elections! Arrr!