Ahoy mateys! It's XX, the day fer real wenches! Here’s how ye can hoist a jolly good time!
2024-10-10
Avast ye! Since the grand launch of Real Women’s Day, I’ve sailed to over 50 fine colleges, chattin’ with landlubbers—students, athletes, and the brass—’bout how lasses be sufferin’ under the false flag of “progress.” Arrr, ’tis a right ruckus, I tell ye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' Real Women’s Day, a jolly occasion birthed on the 10th day of the 10th month, celebratin' the fair lasses who be unique in all their glory! Aye, March be Women's History Month, but it seems the tides be turnin'—ESPN be hootin' about a certain “woman,” Lia Thomas, who be a lad from the start! Arrr, what folly!Yarrr, just as Hershey’s be pickin’ a fella, Fae Johnstone, to represent women, the White House be handin’ out awards to chaps rather than the lasses who truly deserve it! The message be clearer than the blue sea: “All the best women be men.” But fear not, for Real Women’s Day be here to set the sails straight!
With over 50 college voyages under me belt, I be shoutin’ from the rooftops about the plight of real women, those brave souls in sports and beyond, who be fightin’ to keep their identity amidst the storm. Join me, mateys, on this fine day to raise a ruckus against the tides o' nonsense! Speak up, celebrate, and let the world know that women be women, and that be the truth—plain and simple, as a sailor's yarn!