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Avast, ye scallywags! A storm o' antisemitism brews—best keep yer eyes peeled, lest ye walk the plank! Arrr!

2024-10-11

Arrr, matey! Liora Rez, the bold captain o' StopAntisemitism, be spoutin' that a scallywag 1,500% surge in nasty anti-Jewish shenanigans be a dark omen from the history books! Avast, me hearties, we be needin' to swab the decks o' hate and hoist the sails o' unity!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for I be spouting wisdom from the ages! Some clever landlubber, be it Burke, Santayana, or Churchill, rightly warned us that those who scorn history be destined to walk the dreaded plank of repetition!Now, as we sail through these treacherous waters, the United States be knee-deep in a tide of antisemitism, a foul stench that be echoing from the annals of time. Throughout the ages, the Jewish folk have been tossed about like a ship in a storm—first welcomed, then hunted like scallywags by the very societies that claimed to be civilised.Take heed of Germany, once the pearl of culture, which turned against its own and faced ruin! It ain't the Jews who control the seas, but rather a land that turns its back on diversity risks becoming as stagnant as a swampy tide pool.In this great land, our forefathers, including that wise seafarer George Washington, proclaimed a haven for all under their fig trees. Yet, alas, our Jewish crew be under fire like never before! With a staggering rise in hate since the bloody events of October 7, our brave mates at StopAntisemitism be working hard to expose these scoundrels.But this fight be not just for the Jewish crew; nay, it be a battle for the very soul of our great nation! Join the fray, or risk seeing our ship of freedoms sink into the murky depths! Aye, let’s hoist the sails of unity and cast away the chains of hate!

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