Arrr, Michael Moore be tellin' Biden to grab his quill and scribble down that wild treasure map o’ lefty dreams!
2024-10-12
Arrr, matey! Filmmaker Michael Moore be callin' on Captain Biden to hoist his sails and chart a course fer a grand bucket o' policies 'fore he be settin' sail into the sunset! Time be a-wastin', so let the cannon fire and make it a jolly good show!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout Michael Moore, the scallywag filmmaker, who be callin’ upon President Biden to hoist the sails and chart a course fer liberal policies in his final days in office. “Ye be no ‘lame duck,’” he quipped, “but a mighty captain with 100 days left to plunder the treasure of change!”With a wink and a nod, Moore declared, “Ye don’t owe naught to no one! Ye be free as the wind, and the Supreme Court just granted ye superpowers, immunity and all!” He urged the President to wield his pen like a trusty cutlass, savin’ folk from debt and stoppin’ the madness across the seas in the Israel-Hamas squabble.
“Enough of this nonsense, Joe!” he bellowed. “How many times will ye let Netanyahu spit in yer face? Ditch the death penalty, and make yerself a hero!” With a list longer than a pirate’s tale, Moore implored Biden to act swift and true, for the people await a fair wind and calm seas.
As the Democrats quaked in their boots over Trump’s looming shadow, Moore chuckled, “Fear not, ye landlubbers! Aye, it’s time to brave the waves and steer this ship home!” So hoist yer flags, ‘tis a call to arms! Yarrr!