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"Arrr, matey! David Marcus spins a tale of five tricksy twists that hoisted Trump back on the captain's throne!"

2024-10-12

Ahoy, mateys! Captain David Marcus spills the beans on why the fair Kamala be flounderin' in her 2024 sails, while ol' Trump be hoistin' his Jolly Roger once more. With a hearty laugh, he shares five cheeky tales of political mischief! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the stormy seas of electioneering, where battles be fought not with swords, but with words! As the ship of politics sails toward the horizon, five treacherous twists have left the Democrats in a state of sheer panic, whilst the Republicans be swaggerin’ with confidence, the scallywags!

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