"Avast, me hearties! Nurses knocked like cannonballs by a rogue ship's cargo, a gunshot scallywag, at the healing dock!"
2024-10-12
Arrr! A scallywag be leavin' a poor soul, shot and bleedin', at a fancy Philadelphia dock of healing. But lo! He plowed his mighty Jeep into the lad and three wenches of the nurse crew, then made off faster than a rum-soaked thief! Avast, what a tale!
Avast, me hearties! A tale from the bustling port of Philadelphia be unfoldin’. In the wee hours of a Saturday morn, a silver Jeep Cherokee made a hasty retreat from a hospital, after deliverin’ a poor scallywag, 28 years of age, who’d been riddled with bullets. Aye, the scallywag was tossed at the ambulance bay like a sack of potatoes, and the driver, a notorious landlubber, made his escape, but not without causin’ a ruckus!As three brave nurses dashed out to lend a hand to the poor victim, the dastardly driver plowed into ‘em, sendin’ one nurse, aged 36, into critical condition with a face that looked like it had a run-in with a cannonball! Two other nurses, 37 and 51 years old, sustained injuries but be holdin’ steady, thank ye kindly.
The gunshot victim, already in dire straits, mayhap got a whack to the noggin in the chaos. All four souls be treated at the Penn Presbyterian Medical Center, where they be hopin’ for fair winds and better health.
The scallywags of the Philadelphia Police be hot on the trail of the Jeep’s driver, searchin’ high and low. So, if ye have any info, don’t be shy! Call ‘em up with the number—215-686-TIPS—an’ help bring this ruffian to justice!