Arrr, Vance be shoutin’ the grandest difference 'twixt Trump’s bold sails and Harris’ timid rowboat at the campaign dock!
2024-10-12
Arrr, during a gathering in the land o' Penn, ol' Sen. JD Vance be callin' out Vice Admiral Kamala Harris for lettin' our brave sea dogs, the homeless veterans, drift like a ship without a rudder under the Biden flag! Blimey, where be the rum for these lads?
Arrr mateys! Gather ’round as I regale ye with tales of Sen. JD Vance, a swashbucklin’ former Marine, who be settin’ the record straight on the differences 'twixt Donald Trump and Kamala Harris when it comes to takin’ care of our brave veterans!At a raucous rally in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, Vance hollered to the crowd about how Trump be wantin’ to put our fine American citizens and veterans first, while Harris be lookin’ a bit lost at sea. “Aye!” he declared, “this government be servin’ the folks who belong here, not scallywags who don’t!”
Ye see, Vance pointed out that our veterans be sufferin’, and while the VA be tossin’ a measly $17 million at the homeless veteran crisis, it be like givin’ a fish a crumb! “How disgraceful be it,” he bellowed, “that while these heroes be livin’ on the streets, we be housing illegal aliens in fancy hotels!”
With a hearty chuckle, Vance called for action, demandin’ that the powers that be stop treatin’ veterans like barnacles on the hull and start givin’ them the respect and support they rightly deserve. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for a future where our veterans sail smoothly into calmer waters!