Arrr! The Border Patrol crew be choosin' 'twixt Trump or that Harris lass, and other jolly tales too!
2024-10-14
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Over yonder, 44 states and the land of DC be settin' sail for early votin', makin' it easier fer scallywags to cast their lots! But beware, mates! A suspect outside a Coachella rally claims he be no villain, just a good ol' Trump supporter, settin' the record straight! And in a clash fit for the fiercest of sea battles, Vance and an ABC host be mixin' it up 'bout them migrant gangs, shoutin' “Do ye hear yerself?”
And lo! An actor of great renown declares Trump as his favorite captain of this century! Meanwhile, a tale of meritocracy unfolds in Oregon as an official gets the boot fer hiring based on skills rather than identity. In the NFL, a coach gives an update on an injured star, and the Trump camp be takin' shots at Harris fer her past comments, callin' her a "stereotypical leftist." Tis a tempestuous time on the political waters, me mateys!