"Arrr! Fancy folk be gatherin' fer another weary tale, star-studded like a treasure map! Yarr, ho ho!"
2024-10-14
Arrr, matey! The clamor 'round celebrity musings be as ancient as the barnacles on me ship! From now 'til the day o' reckonin', ye'll be drownin' in tales of bold stars crowin' their love for Harris and the like. Aye, what a merry spectacle it be!
Ahoy there, mateys! 'Tis that time o’ year again, when the glitterin’ stars of the silver screen be strivin’ to make the seas safe for the likes of Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, ye might say their fervor be as repetitive as a bard tellin’ the same tale o’er and o’er, joinin’ the ranks o’ tired sequels like a Hollywood blockbuster!These celebrities, seasoned in the art o’ campaignin’, be singin’ the praises o’ Harris as if she were a long-lost treasure. From Bruce Springsteen to Barbra Streisand, they be rallyin’ like pirates at a rum party, recallin’ days when they were but wee scallywags! Springsteen, with a chest full o’ gold, be promotin’ lefty causes since the '70s, his support for Democrats as reliable as the tides.
And what’s this? Young buccaneers like Jennifer Lawrence and Billie Eilish be joinin’ the fray, all lookin’ to make a name for themselves! Just like the ruckus stirred up by ol’ Joss Whedon and his motley crew against Trump, these stars be hopin’ to steer the ship toward victory, though it be a turbulent sea indeed!
So, keep yer spyglass handy, for the next few weeks be a grand spectacle, filled with a crew of celebs settin’ sail for their favorite cause—yours truly just be hopin’ they don’t sink the ship first!