Arrr! 'Tis the fourth year of the grandest fib spun by the Biden-Harris crew, and the storm be brewin'!
2024-10-14
Arrr! This Monday be the fourth year o' the grandest fib the Biden-Harris crew spun: claimin' that young Master Hunter's magic box o' secrets be naught but a figment! Avast, me hearties, the truth be as slippery as a fish on deck!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales of the treacherous seas of politics, particularly concerning Captain Biden and his first mate, Kamala! These scallywags be havin’ a casual relationship with the truth, swearin’ they be not tryin’ to ban our beloved gas stoves or sayin’ the borders be as open as a ship's sails in a full gale! Aye, it’s all ‘naught but a shipload of fibs!Now, mark yer calendars, for it be four years since the infamous Hunter Biden’s laptop be cast adrift—and it be real, mateys! The New York Post tried to hoist the sails on this tale weeks before the 2020 election, only to have the crew of the Biden ship claim it be a Russian ruse! But lo and behold, photos and truth have sailed in to prove otherwise!
Even the mighty FBI be tryin’ to keep this under wraps, pressure’n Twitter and Facebook to shun the tale. As we sail toward another election, the winds of truth be blowin’ hard, and every sailor knows: a ship can’t sail true if its crew be censorin’ the tales of the sea! So hoist the flag of free speech, or we be destined to walk the plank of ignorance! Arrr!