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"Arrr! The scallywags be wishin' fer Trump, not them billionaires backin' Harris, savvy?"

2024-10-15

Arrr, these scallywags be swimmin' in gold so deep, they can flaunt their fine morals without a care, supportin' laws that toss the less fortunate into the briny deep! Aye, t’ain’t hard for them to show off their virtue while the rest be walkin' the plank o’ hardship!

Arrr, matey! In the tumultuous seas of the 2024 presidential race, one thing be flowin’ like rum in a pirate’s cove: Vice President Kamala Harris’s coffers, filled to the brim with treasure! Reports be suggestin’ she’s so flush with doubloons that she be too bashful to boast about it, savvy?

But listen close, for no amount of gold can save a candidate as clumsy as a drunken sailor! Kamala, bless her heart, be flounderin’ like a fish outta water with her scripted speeches and flubbed answers, which be makin’ her previous campaign sink faster than a ship with a hole in its hull.

The truly puzzlin' part be that the rich scallywags, the billionaires, be rallyin’ behind her! Aye, those landlubbers who roll in riches seem to fancy the idea of her policies, even if they be sinkin’ the dreams of the common folk. But why, ye ask? It be all about virtue-signalin’, me hearties! They can afford to toss coins into her campaign while the rest of us are left wonderin’ how to pay the heating bill.

So here we stand, at the crossroads of a political storm, where the Republicans be sailin’ with the working class, while the Democrats find themselves afloat with the elite. Aye, what a tale this be, where gold can’t buy good leadership! Raise a tankard to the wild winds of politics, ye scallywags!

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