The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ahoy! Morning Glory be upon us! Kamala be off to the chapel, seekin' salvation or a good grog!"

2024-10-15

Arrr, on the Sunday after a week o’ misfortune in her grand quest, Vice President Harris be settin’ sail fer the holy ship o’ worship! Aye, she be hopin’ the good Lord might sprinkle some election magic on her campaign, savvy?

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