Arrr, matey! Aye, don’t let no thespian or high-falutin’ landlubber steer yer vote! Be yer own captain!
2024-10-14
Arrr, me hearties! The crew o' Gutfeld be laughin' like scallywags as the Democrats be throwin' nets to catch the blokes! Aye, they be tryin' harder than a landlubber chasin' a mermaid! Savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the land of politics, where an ad for Kamala Harris be droppin' like a cannonball! Dubbed "Men for Kamala," it be makin’ the seas of social media churn with mirth and disbelief. The lads in the ad pranced about boastin' of their manly feats, like braiding their daughters’ hair and cryin' at films! Aye, it be as manly as a parrot in a dress.But lo, these scallywags be actors, not the rugged sea dogs ye'd expect! They be servin' up a message that even "real men" can support Kamala, like a mother givin' permission for a field trip. Why, it’s more pitiful than a landlubber tryin' to sail a ship! Where be the true hearty souls? They be sayin’ it’s alright to vote for her, as if she’s the captain of some ship of fools!
And let’s not forget the likes of Obama, tryin’ to rally the crew while the winds blow against him. Meanwhile, Elon Musk sails the skies, a true captain of industry, free from the need for such maskin’ nonsense. So hoist the sails, me hearties! Forge yer own course in these murky waters, and don’t let a gaggle of jesters tell ye how to vote! Arrr!