"Avast, ye scallywags! The WOKE WARRIORS be settin' sail fer Harris, and the madness be just a'brewin'!"
2024-10-16
Arrr, Harris be as twisty as a kraken's tentacle, a riddle swaddled in mystery, like ol' Winston might say! But fret not, mateys! There be a crew out there who ain’t bamboozled by her cunning ways and schemes! Aye, they know the score!
Ahoy, mateys! As we be sailin' close to the grand election day, the crew aboard Kamala Harris's campaign ship be settin' their sails to panic. With that scallywag Trump leadin' in most swing states, it be a right rough sea they’re navigatin'. Despite throwin’ a chest of gold worth a billion doubloons, Kamala be flounderin' like a fish outta water, losin' the favor of the good folk. They be cryin' out for her to chart her true course, but alas, she be as clear as a foggy night in a pirate’s cove!Kamala, the lass of “change” and “joy,” be spewin’ more riddles than treasure maps, confoundin’ even the best of buccaneers. The progressives, though, they know her game well enough, for she be playin' to their tune all along. From her raucous laughter to her oblique musings, she dances ‘round the issues like a drunken sailor. Yet, when the winds shift and the pressure mounts, she be stickin’ to her crew, preachin' to stay “woke” with nary a care for the common folk.
So, as the tide turns and the battle rages, it seems this captain be navigatin' a doom loop of her own makin'. With the American people catchin' on to her tricks, let us see if she can turn this ship ‘round before it sinks beneath the waves!