Arrr, dreams be high as the crow’s nest! Boys in skirts? Ha! Let's hoist the reparations flag and laugh!
2024-10-17
Arrr, me hearties! Kamala Harris be spoutin’ her same ol’ yarns like a parrot with a sore throat! And what be the Arab American crew sayin’? They be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if she’s lost at sea, or just throwin’ a grand ol’ party without ‘em! Ha!
Arrr, gather ye round, me hearties! It seems Vice President Kamala Harris be spoutin’ tales o’ her middlin' upbringing more than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! These yarns o’ "love fer the American people" be turnin' into naught but jestin' fodder, aye. Not the best tidin's fer her campaign, savvy?In the land o’ Michigan, where many Arab Americans dwell, the winds be blowin’ favorably fer Captain Trump, who be nearly neck-and-neck with Harris in the polls. Aye, 42% fer Trump and 41% fer Harris, with a smattering o’ landlubbers supportin’ third-party swabs!
When asked why he be capturin’ the hearts o' these folk, Trump said he desires peace, o' all things! Aye, and it seems they be more concerned about jobs and the economy, just like the rest o’ the crew on this great ship called America. But lo! Harris be mum on thorny topics like reparations and that contentious matter o’ transgender athletes, which be stirrin’ the pot among voters.
So, don’t be surprised when the tide turns, and Arab Americans be siding with Trump, seein’ Harris as too radical for their conservative tastes. It be a stormy sea ahead, mateys! Arrr!