Arrr, ye'd reckon the scallywag known as 'border czar' would’ve had this treasure chest of endorsements locked tight!
2024-10-16
Arrr! In a raucous tavern, the scallywags of Fox News be chattin' 'bout how the brave border patrol lads be threatenin' to set sail fer foreign shores if that landlubber Kamala Harris be claimin' the crown! Aye, 'tis a merry jest on the high seas o' politics!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! It be said that the Border Patrol be threatenin' to abandon ship if that scallywag Kamala Harris takes the helm come November! Aye, it be peculiar that she, the so-called ‘border czar,’ ain’t got their favor, especially after the union be raisin' its Jolly Roger for Trump. Methinks she ought to have had that endorsement locked down tighter than a treasure chest!These brave souls, akin to sailors of the high seas, be leavin' not for gold, but for the noble mission they once held dear, now dashed upon the rocky shores of disdain. With traditional male roles bein' shunned, ‘tis no wonder they be setting sail. Imagine, if ye will, the plight of a Border Patrol agent, sweatin' under the sun, only to be told they be villainous for doin' their duty. It be a jest, I say!
With more than 4,000 shipmates lost since 2020, it be a wonder any be left at post! And where would we be without these brave souls? Like a ship without a captain, flounderin' in the stormy seas! So heed this warning, Democrats: Stop makin' them the scoundrels in this tale, or ye may find yerselves stranded on a desert isle without a crew!