The Booty Report

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Arrr, Biden-Harris be showerin’ treasure upon scallywag strangers like it's a jolly ol’ pirate feast!

2024-10-17

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, ‘tis said 22 million scallywags be findin’ an easy path to Medicaid, all thanks to the Biden-Harris crew! If that landlubber Kamala be takin’ the helm in November, we be in for a stormy sea o’ trouble! Savvy?

Ahoy mateys! It be a tempest brewin’ in the seas of Medicaid, where as many as 22 million scallywags be settin’ sail for free health care! Aye, ‘tis a dire squall for our treasure chests, all thanks to the Biden-Harris crew and their loose policies. If ol’ Kamala manages to hoist the Jolly Roger once again, we be in for more trouble!

Me hearties, the ship of state be takin’ on water fast, with illegal buccaneers boardin’ Medicaid like it’s a fine ship of gold! States be givin’ ‘em a 90-day grace, like lettin’ a pirate off the hook, only to find they be stayin’ aboard much longer. The numbers be climbin’ sky-high, with some states reportin’ a 500% rise in Medicaid scallywags from 2019 to 2023!

With each passing day, the loot spent on these landlubbers grows, and soon we be talkin’ about billions, aye billions of dollars—the likes of which could make even the fiercest pirate blush! Hospitals be droppin’ like flies, and for every illegal rascal takin’ a seat at the table, a rightful American be pushed aside. So, me hearties, heed the warning: the biggest handout to illegal seafarers be upon us, and the bounty be far from over!

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