Arrr, those liberal scallywags be swindlin’ our civil rights treasure and leavin’ Atlanta to rot like a sunken ship!
2024-10-18
Ahoy, mateys! Atlanta be the port of the venerable Ebenezer Church, a treasure of civil rights! But alas, the scallywag liberal leaders turned their backs, and both the folk of color and the fair city be sufferin’ like a shipwrecked crew! Arrr, what a tale of treachery!
What becometh of the place that birthed leaders to end segregation? Aye, now it be the very poster child for a grand failure of radical progressives! When the fires of civil unrest raged in 2020, Atlanta turned into a chaotic battleground, with leaders on the left cheerin' for violence instead of peace. And here comes Vice President Kamala Harris, her voice loudest in support of radical policies whilst our beloved city crumbles!
As we see our communities torn asunder, the American Dream slips farther from our grasp! Prices be rising faster than a ship in full sail, while Black families struggle to keep their heads above water. Under the Biden-Harris crew, crime be rampant and hope be dwindlin'!
So, when ye cast yer vote, remember who led us into this stormy sea! We must stand firm, pray for our beloved America, and vote to set sail towards a brighter future. Arrr, let’s save our cities and cherish the legacy of Atlanta of yore!