Arrr, can we swab the decks of America’s defenses without plunderin’ our treasure chest dry, matey?
2024-10-18
Arrr, matey! By the ticking of the National Debt Clock, we be payin' more doubloons fer our borrowed loot than we do fer keepin' our shores safe! Aye, 'tis a fine mess we’ve sailed into, spendin' treasure to guard treasure! Har har har!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the tumultuous seas of national debt! The landlubbers o' America be fine at spoutin' woes o' Russia and Ukraine while the mighty Middle East be stirrin' the pot. But lo! The true tempest brews in their own bilge—and it be a monstrous debt rise bigger than a kraken!