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Arrr! Kamala and her crew be blind to the woes o' Black lads, sailin' far from their plight!

2024-10-21

Arrr, Kamala be claimin’ to speak fer Black America, but her and Cap’n Barack be as distant as landlubbers! They don’t know the plight o’ Black men, fussin’ over education and coin, while they be sippin’ rum on their gilded ships! Har har, what a merry crew!

Arrr! Kamala and her crew be blind to the woes o' Black lads, sailin' far from their plight!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout one Kamala Harris, the Vice President who be claimin' to champion Black America, yet she be as distant as a ship lost at sea from the struggles of Black men. Aye, in this here time of tight votes, her disconnect be clearer than a parrot on a perch!

Now, these brave Black lads toil like sailors in a storm, while the likes of Harris float high above, rubbin' elbows with the elite. Criminal justice reform? More like a shipwreck, as Black men face harsh sentences while the Democrats toss a lifebuoy to illegal immigrants instead! And what of our noble veterans? They be forsaken whilst others feast upon taxpayer gold.

Education, ye ask? Aye, it be in shambles! The children be left flounderin' without the skills to sail through life. But what does Harris do? She dangles marijuana legalization like a shiny trinket, as if that be the treasure we seek!

As we near Election Day, the winds of change blow favorably for the likes of Trump, who speaks of shared struggles and swindlin' elites. If we be wantin' real change, we must hoist the sails of opportunity and demand more than empty promises from those who be out of touch! Arrr!

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