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"Arrr, matey! Trump’s McDonald’s escapade be dishin' up four jolly political gems for all us scallywags!"

2024-10-21

Arrr, matey! If ye reckon that Sunday’s McDonald’s shindig weren’t a jolly feast fer Team Trump, cast thine eyes on the trinket within! A fine action figure of the liberal scallywags, hair ablaze like a ship in full sail! A right merry jest, it be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a roguish presidential campaign beneath the famed Golden Arches! On a fine Sunday, the swashbucklin' Donald Trump be flingin' fries and capturin' the drive-thru like a true buccaneer, much to the chagrin of the lefties!

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