The Booty Report

Arrr, matey! Apple's M4 Macs be ready to sail the seas o’ launch soon, 'fore ye can say "shiver me timbers!"

2024-10-22

Arrr matey! The scallywags at Apple be readyin’ to unleash their shiny M4 Macs upon us, but instead o’ a grand hootenanny, they might just scribble a press note! Aye, let’s hope they don’t forget the rum! 🍏🏴‍☠️

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of tech! The fine folk at Apple be keepin' their treasure trove o' M4 Macs under lock and key, but whispers abound that the shiny new contraptions be set to sail into the sunset soon. The recent launch of the wee iPad mini 7 hath raised the stakes, makin' us wonder if Apple's ship be runnin' outta time for 2024. But fear not, for the trusty leaker, Mark Gurman, be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the updates be comin' to the MacBook Pro, iMac, and Mac mini!

Now, savvy scallywags, when inventory runs low at the Apple stores, it be a sign that new booty be on the horizon! Gurman be claimin' the Magic Keyboard, Mouse, and Trackpad be lookin' for a sprucin' up, too—maybe givin' 'em some USB-C ports to keep 'em shipshape!

As the event looms on November 1, it seems Apple may opt for a quiet announcement rather than a grand spectacle. Some say that the M4 chip be already known like the back o' a pirate’s hand, so who needs a stage? Keep yer spyglasses ready, for new Macs be comin' soon, me hearties! Arrr!

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