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Arrr matey! Three jests why Trump's scheme to haul Harris fer illegal seas is a fine caper! Aye, laugh we shall!

2024-10-22

Arrr, matey! In the wild seas of politics, three jolly reasons be why Trump be plunderin' the immigration treasure while steerin' his ship against the fair Vice President Kamala Harris. 'Tis a ruckus fit for scallywags and landlubbers alike! Avast, me hearties, the campaign be afoot!

Ahoy, mateys! The countdown be two weeks till the grand Election Day, and the New York Times be warnin' that Captain Trump be makin' a blunder by trumpetin' his plans for settlin' the illegal immigration debacle. The scallywags in the polls be sayin’ the landlubbers care more about their doubloons and the high prices than the horde of folks sailin’ into our shores without permission, while the fair Kamala be in charge of the border as the so-called “Border Czar.”

Arrr, I say never doubt the ol’ Trump ship's captain’s instincts! Aye, the price o’ grub be risin’, but it be the thought of them 20 million landlubbers crossin’ over that really gets the crowd's cannons ready to fire! The dangers of fentanyl and the ruckus they bring be makin’ Trump’s message resonate since his first ride down that escalator on that fateful day in 2015.

But beware, for the Democrats be settin' the stage for a stormy sea ahead! Harris, as the “Border Czar,” be catchin' all the blame while the ports be open wide, lettin' in undesirables. With the winds of discontent blowin', the voters be faced with a choice: let them rogue waves wash over or bring back ol’ Trump to seal the borders tight! The seas be choppy, and come Election Day, we’ll see if the crew wants to sail toward chaos or calm waters!

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