Arrr matey! Trump munchin' burgers, Israel's beepy contraptions blowin' up, and more jests from Fox News, ho ho!
2024-10-22
Arrr, me hearties! Set yer spyglass on the freshest tales from Fox News, where ol’ Sean Hannity and Raymond Arroyo be spinnin' yarns! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good watchin', or ye might end up walkin' the plank o' ignorance!
Ahoy matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the seas of news, where none other than the former Captain of the White House, Donald Trump, be spottin' himself servin' up fries at a McDonald's! Aye, 'tis a sight most bizarre, but our good mate HANNITY be havin' a chuckle about it, savin' his thoughts for the squawkin' crows of Fox News.Then there be HUGH HEWITT, claimin' Trump be sailin' smooth with momentum, like a well-timed cannonball blast! Meanwhile, the scallywags at EXPLODING PAGERS tell tales of Israel’s sneaky ways, likely involving more rum than a sailor can handle!
Our jovial buccaneer GUTFELD chimes in, sayin' the Democrats be livin' in a fantasy world, as if they be searchin' for buried treasure that don't exist! And as for the infamous ‘BAD BOY’ Diddy, his reputation be trailin' him like a ship's wake.
With the waves of politics crashin', LIZ PEEK claims Trump's plan to indict the lass Harris be a clever maneuver. The Pacific Northwest be the battleground, and questions of suffering from hurricanes and woes plague the minds of landlubbers everywhere.
So raise a tankard, me hearties, and keep yer eyes peeled for more misadventures on this grand ol' ship called news!