The Booty Report

"Arrr! Even the landlubber scribes be spillin' the beans on Trump's treasure map fer gold, savvy?"

2024-10-23

Arrr, matey! In this year of electin’, who be callin’ a captain “obsessed” fer battlin’ the stormy seas of gold, wages, and treasure chests emptyin’? Inflation be a scallywag, and we need a fierce buccaneer to plunder those pesky deficits! Let’s hoist the flag o’ fiscal savvy!

Ahoy mateys! Leave it to the scallywags at MSNBC to spin a yarn 'bout the grand divide 'twixt Trump’s lofty economic visions and Harris’ wee policies. Trump, the bold captain, be lookin' at the big picture of the ship's economy, while Harris be stuck in the crow's nest, frettin' over microdetails. But lo and behold, the author missed the mark, fer in this stormy election year, twould be folly to mock a captain fixin' inflation and wages while Harris clings to a failing plan known as Bidenomics.

Alas, Harris be floundering, tossin' out bits of treasure like $25,000 to ease the plight of the landlubbers, while claimin’ to support small businesses but keepin’ the receipts hidden. Her so-called "Opportunity Agenda for Black Men" offers free gold and legal weed—what a merry jest! Even the left-leaning crew be scoffin' at her pandering tricks and lack of a seaworthy macroeconomic strategy.

In contrast, Trump be wieldin' a mighty macro plan, cuttin' taxes and slayin' regulations, likin' it to a rising tide that lifts all ships. Meanwhile, Harris be patchin' leaks like a landlubber with her fingers in the dike, hopin' the ship doesn’t sink ‘fore the election. So, hoist the sails, for it seems Trump be chartin' a course to smoother seas, while Harris be adrift without a compass!

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