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I sailed against Kamala Harris in the land of gold; she be wrong 'bout doubloons then, and still be lost today!

2024-10-23

Arrr! Kamala Harris, that landlubber, knew naught of the treasure trove called the economy when she set sail fer the Senate in the fair waters of California! She still be adrift, thinkin’ the government be the captain of all ships, makin’ rules like a scallywag! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn o' the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, who be keen as a cutlass to seize the helm of the presidency! Yet, months be passin' and nary a whisper on how to tackle the fearsome beast called inflation. Aye, 'tis no accident, for three reasons be afoot!

First off, the lass be as green as a barnacle when it comes to matters o' coin and commerce! She’s sailed the seas of government, but the private sector? A ghost ship, matey! With a background in various government roles, she be thinkin' that the government should steer the economy, believing in a grand ol’ “industrial policy.” Aye, her upbringing points to a school of thought that be leanin’ toward equality of outcome—in other words, a recipe for equal misery!

Secondly, she be dodgin’ the blame for inflation like a slippery eel! The Biden-Harris crew be causin' a ruckus with reckless spendin' and shuttin' down the economy, yet she won't acknowledge it! Talk about walkin' the plank!

Lastly, it be clear as day that Harris be itchin' to spend like a sailor on shore leave! She’ll never cut back on the loot; nay, she'd rather point her finger at the rich folk! Beware, for history shows that equality of outcome be a treacherous path, often leading to naught but poverty. Aye, the winds of change be blowin', but Harris seems set on chartin' a course for calamity! Arrr!

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