Arrr! Putin be callin' forth Iran, India, and China to scheme a grand plan t' bamboozle the West!
2024-10-23
Arrr, this week, Cap'n Putin be gatherin' over two dozen scallywags to parley 'bout a shiny new world order, free from the western tyrants and their pesky U.S. doubloons! Aye, they be dreamin' of a treasure map where the Yanks ain't the only ones stealin' the gold!
Avast, me hearties! This week, the cunning Captain Putin gathered a motley crew of over two dozen nations in Kazan, Russia, to plot a "new world order," free from the iron grip of the Western dollar! Aye, 'tis a grand meetin' for Putin since his infamous invasion of Ukraine!Settin' sail from Tuesday to Thursday, the BRICS Summit be a treasure trove of hopes to escape the yoke of U.S. sanctions. "The dollar be a weapon!" Putin declared, spittin' fire as he rallied his mates. Meanwhile, Xi Jinping and Modi, the Indian sea urchin, be tryin' to mend their past squabbles, all while keepin' a keen eye on them Himalayas!
And who be joinin' this band of swashbucklers? A fleet of nations, includin' Iran and Saudi Arabia, as they cast their nets wider! With half the world’s crew and a third of global treasure, BRICS is growin' like a barnacle on a ship's hull!
But beware, me lads! While the Russians be chantin' anti-Western shanties, others like Brazil and South Africa be seekin' a calmer sea, hopin' to reform the high seas of finance without blowin' up the whole ship! Can they chart a course to dodge the dollar's cannon fire? Only time will tell!