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Arrr, Greg Gutfeld be sayin' Kamala Harris be the dodgiest scallywag in the political seas, savvy?

2024-10-23

Arrr, matey! The crew o’ the 'Gutfeld!' ship be chortlin' as they hear tell o’ the Vice President’s scribblin’ mishaps! Plagiarism? Aye, she be borrowin’ words like a scallywag swipes rum! Hoist the sails and let the laughter roll upon the briny deep!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas deception and literary thievery! In the year of our Lord, 2007, the fair Kamala Harris, a DA of the landlubber variety, strutted before Congress, spouting words that were naught her own! Aye, she pilfered the eloquence of one Paul Logli, a Republican scallywag from Illinois, takin' a good 80% of his testimony as her own. It be akin to me swipin' jokes from that scallywag Jimmy Kimmel!

But hold yer horses! This be not the only instance of her crafty plunderin'. Whilst servin' as California's AG, she lifted a yarn about a fanciful damsel rescued from the clutches of trafficking, changin' the setting to San Francisco without a whisper o' its fictitious nature. Talk about a rogue with no scruples! As if that ain't enough, word be spreadin' that she swiped entire sections of her own policy tome, “Smart on Crime.” Now ain't that a treasure trove o' irony!

So here we be, landlubbers wonderin' if the lady's compass be as lost as her grasp on honest principles. As the October winds blow, with followers questionin' her very essence, it seems the good ship Kamala may be takin' on water! So hoist yer sails and keep a weather eye, for this voyage be far from over!

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