"Three jolly ways that scallywag Kamala stirs up a tempest with her wild energy tales, arrr!"
2024-10-25
Arrr, matey! This election, energy be the treasure on the ballot, yet Vice President Kamala be fumblin’ like a landlubber! From oil barons to Green Deal scallywags, all be left scratchin' their noggins in a right jumbled mess! Avast, what be she thinkin’?
While them prices be risin’, Russia and Iran be laughin' all the way to their grog barrels, rampin' up their warships with the windfall. As for our gal Kamala Harris, she be a bit like a ship in a storm, tossin' and turnin' with her energy policies, confoundin' all who dare to listen!
Once upon a time, she boldly proclaimed her desire to ban frackin’, but like a wily sea serpent, she flipped her stance when the winds shifted. She says she’ll not ban it anymore, but then her crew throws down a "reverse" card, leavin' us all scratchin' our heads, savvy?
Now, she be claimin’ to love oil production while her shipmates in the administration be handin’ out fewer oil leases than a parched sailor gets rum! Chaos reigns, me hearties, and the folk be yearnin’ for the calm seas of certainty. Let it be known, energy be on the ballot, and the crew deserves a captain who knows where they be sailin'!