Arrr, Nevada’s college swashbucklers be raisin' sails fer fair play and safe waters in the lassies' games!
2024-10-25
Arrr, mateys! Our lassies o' the volleyball crew be faced with a tempestuous choice, riskin' the grand treasure o' the championship! A tough sea to navigate, but fer many a heart, 'twas the only ship to sail! Avast, we be settin’ our sails regardless!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the brave lasses of the University of Nevada, Reno’s volleyball crew. These fair maidens be dedicatin' their days and nights to the noble art of spikin' and servin', dreamin' of glory on the collegiate seas.But lo! A storm brews on the horizon, threatenin' their quest for fair play. Our lassies be faced with a hard choice—ye see, they decided to forfeit a match that could lead to a grand championship. A vexin' decision, indeed! They claim the seas be unfair when others not of their kind dare to join the fray. Aye, safety and fairness be at stake!
Even the likes of ol’ Trump and former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard weigh anchor in support of these brave sea maidens, rallyin' against those who’d throw equality overboard. The word be that all women should compete without feelin' like they be fightin' on uneven decks!
In the end, our heroines are fightin' for their right to sail in calm waters, defendin' their fair share and ensure that all competitors hoist the same flag. So raise a tankard to these warrior wenches, who stand firm against the waves of injustice in the name of women's sports! Arrr!