Arrr! Jeff Bezos be sinkin' the Washington Post’s praise for Kamala Harris, says the parley o' scribes!
2024-10-25
Arrr, matey! The Washington Post be settin' sail in uncharted waters, sayin' it won't pick a captain this election! They've angered the crew, for they once penned a shout-out fer Kamala over that scurvy Donald. Blame it on ol' Jeff, the treasure-huntin' Amazon overlord! Har har!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale from the realm of the landlubbers, where a mighty scroll known as The Washington Post be causin' quite a ruckus. Just the other day, they declared they’d be hoistin’ no flag in this year’s presidential battle, breakin’ a tradition as old as the sea. Aye, the hearties be up in arms, shoutin’ their complaints like sirens in a storm!Yarr, 'tis true, the scallywags o' the editorial crew had penned an endorsement fer the fierce lass Kamala Harris, settin’ her against the scurvy dog known as Donald Trump. But lo and behold, the ship's captain, none other than the founder of Amazon—Jeff, the great treasure hunter—decided to toss that idea overboard!
So here we be, with the esteemed paper standin’ on the sidelines, watchin’ the political fray without choosin’ a side. The crew be wonderin’ if they’ll find themselves adrift in a sea of scorn or if this bold maneuver be a clever plot to avoid the kraken of controversy. Either way, the winds of change be blowin’, and the piratin’ public be watchin’ with bated breath! Arrr, what a merry mess this be!