"Ahoy! Michelle Obama be sailin' the shores with Harris in Michigan, stirrin' up scallywags for the cause!"
2024-10-26
Arrr, the last lady of the land, beloved by many a voter, be settin' sail with the Vice Captain on Saturday in the fair state of Michigan! Aye, they be tryin' to charm the scallywags of the Harris crew, ho ho!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fair lady, once first o' her name, who be holdin' a warm spot in the hearts o' many a landlubber voter! Aye, it be true, the scallywags o' the Harris campaign be seekin' to charm these good folk, and what better way than to summon the presence o' this fine lass?