"Ahoy, matey! Jonathan Turley be toastin' the Washington Post fer their fine tale-spinnin' and treasure of truth!"
2024-10-26
Arrr, legal swashbuckler Jonathan Turley be raisin' a ruckus o' joy, givin' a hearty clap to the Washington Post! They be shunnin' the winds of candidate endorsement fer the 2024 treasure hunt! Aye, 'tis the fair objectivity he be hollerin' for since the days of yore!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the high seas of journalism! In a surprising turn o' events, the esteemed Washington Post has declared it be done with endorsing candidates on the electoral battleground! An old sea dog, I once penned a missive callin' for the end of such practices over two decades past, and lo and behold, here we be!Now, me hearties, it seems the Post's crew be in a right tizzy! Their captain, Jeff Bezos, has thrown down the anchor, proclaimin' that the ship shall not favor one candidate over another. The staff be raisin' a ruckus, claimin’ it be akin to tossin' 'em overboard without a lifeboat, and all that without supportin' Kamala Harris, the fair lass!
But hark! The former helm-master of the Post, Martin Baron, cried cowardice, shoutin' that democracy be at stake! Meanwhile, good ol' Bernie Sanders be squawkin' about oligarchy, yet it seems he missed the irony of bein' a part of the ruckus!
As the winds of change blow, one can only hope this be the dawn of a new age for journalism, where objectivity reigns supreme and the readers regain their bearings. So, here’s to ye, Washington Post! Bravo!