Arrr, VICTOR DAVIS HANSON be spoutin’ 10 jolly warnin's that we be sailin' through a raucous cultural storm, matey!
2024-10-26
Arrr matey! Had we known back in 2014 that elections be draggin' on like a slow tide, with landlubbers droppin' their votes like doubloons before the big day, we’d have laughed till we fell overboard! But that be just the tip o' the iceberg, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! As the fateful day of elections be loom'n just a fortnight hence, our fair land be lookin' as changed as a scallywag after a night o' grog! Blimey, if ye had whispered tales of how our great nation would transform over the past decade, 'twas likely ye'd be met with naught but a hearty guffaw! Picture it, me hearties! In the year of our Lord 2014, if a landlubber had spun yarns of what we now behold—well, ye’d have thought they were addled in the noggin, like a parrot on a barrel! Aye, from the wild seas of politics to the treasure map o' technology, our ship's course hath changed more than a sailor's socks after a week at sea!So, as ye prepare to brandish yer quills and mark yer ballots, remember this: No longer be we just landlubbers, but a crew of lively buccaneers, ready to chart a new course! Gather yer wits, hoist the sails, and let that democratic spirit take ye where it may! Arrr, let the winds of change blow favorably, and may the best captain lead us to treasure! Now, if ye wish to delve deeper into these wild waters, click ye here!