"Arrr, Doug Emhoff’s turnin’ manliness upside down! Let’s plunder the Torah for wisdom, savvy?"
2024-10-27
Arrr, in the tail end of September, the Harris crew did parley with a jolly matey, Jen Psaki, once the voice for Captain Biden. And who be the guest on this raucous voyage? Why, none other than Doug Emhoff, the second gent of the ship! Avast, what a merry gathering!
Arrr matey, gather 'round as we spin a yarn ‘bout Doug Emhoff, the second gentleman o’ these United States, who be havin’ a chat with Jen Psaki, the former Biden mouthpiece! In this fine discourse, Psaki spoke o’ how Emhoff be "reshapin' the perception of masculinity." Aye, but how, ye ask? By claimin’ he be an "advocate for justice and equality" and prattlin’ on ‘bout pay equity and childcare, like a true landlubber! But hark! This swabby’s past be murky—rumors of cheating and a lawsuit accusin’ him of creatin' a hostile seas for women floatin’ about like barnacles on an old ship.Now, Emhoff, when asked ‘bout his past misdeeds, dodged the question like a sly fox, sayin’ he’s too busy to be angry! Psaki, bless her heart, didn’t seem to mind his questionable record. She even raised the great question of what it means to be a man! Here be where our old mate Moses comes into play, a biblical figure known for strength and humility. So, we wonder, which be the true model of manhood—Moses, who stood up for justice, or Emhoff, who seems to be all ‘a show and no go? Well played, Psaki, well played. We be left ponderin’ who truly reshapes masculinity on these stormy seas! Arrr!