"Arrr, matey! Laura be sayin' Trump’s shindig be stirrin' the populist seas, like FDR and Reagan’s ghostly crew!"
2024-10-27
Arrr, matey! Laura Ingraham be spoutin' that Donald Trump's grand shindig at Madison Square Garden be stirrin' the spirits of them ol' scallywags FDR and Reagan. Aye, it be a jolly ol' populist hootenanny, like a pirate's feast on the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! On the ghostly eve of October 31st back in 1936, our captain, FDR, rallied the crew at Madison Square Garden, spoutin’ words that’d make even the fiercest buccaneer nod in agreement! “I be hatin’ war, and ye know the nation be hatin' it too!” he declared, settin' sail against the treacherous seas of organized coin and mob rule!He bellowed, “They be united in their disdain fer me, and I welcome it like a fine bottle o' rum!” Aye, the scallywags of the establishment were not pleased that ol’ Franklin had the only key to the White House tucked in his pocket. “Their faces be long, and some be downright desperate!” he laughed, as he readied himself to take on the greedy forces!
Fast forward to the fiery days of Reagan, who also took the helm, shoutin’ about the need fer the common folk to steer their own ship! “We can’t let a band of distant elites chart our course!” he warned, callin’ out the rascals runnin’ the show. He believed in the spirit of the American crew, willing to fight against mediocrity and claim their treasure! So, raise a glass, me hearties, for freedom fighters of all stripes, from FDR to Reagan to Trump, who dared to challenge the winds o' tyranny and sail straight fer liberty!