"Why be so many scallywags like meself breakin’ free from the Democratic ship’s chains, eh? Arrr, what a ruckus!"
2024-10-29
Arrr, me hearties! Many a landlubber be askin', “Why do them Democrats yap on ‘bout helpin' us, yet we be sinkin' deeper in Davy Jones’ locker?” I say, what be better since their wee days, eh? Aye, the sea be murky, but their words be even murkier!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a tale from the South Side of Chicago, where many a Black soul be done with the likes of Kamala Harris and the Democratic crew. For too long, they’ve been like sheep, waitin' fer promises that never come. The scallywags be askin' questions, like, "Pastor Corey, why choose the Republican flag?"So I invite ‘em to me office and share me tale of hard work, accountability, and livin' with purpose. I challenge 'em to ponder what the Democrats have truly done fer 'em—aside from spoutin' empty promises. Why be they chained to government handouts, I ask? It seems the Democrats be more interested in keepin' the Black man down than liftin' him up!
Then they inquire how I conjured the doubloons to build a community center. It’s simple, I tell ‘em—faith and a vision! I had support from good-hearted folk across the land, even those labeled as “deplorables.” 'Twas not the government that rained treasure upon us, but the kindness of countless souls!
As I remind ‘em, don’t judge a man by his skin, but by his deeds. With faith in ourselves and each other, we can break free from the chains! More be seein' that they are their own best captains, settin’ sail away from the Democratic ship, and I say, “Huzzah!”