Arrr, the scallywags o' the liberal press missed the ruckus at Trump's shindig, while Kamala be sinkin' faster than a leaky ship!
2024-10-29
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Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the happenings on the high seas of politics! No be missin' out, for ye can sign in to catch the latest tales before the fateful Election Day be upon us!First off, our scallywag Sean Hannity be claimin' that the merry spirit o’ the left has been sent to Davy Jones' locker just days before the great vote! Meanwhile, Hugh Hewitt be ponderin' if them mullahs across the way finally learned they can't win this here squabble. Talk about a shipwreck!
Then we’ve a pity party brewin' for leftist scribes, throwin' tantrums like swabs after Kamala’s endorsements were tossed overboard. Greg Gutfeld be exposin' yet another lying fraud, and by thunder, he ain't wrong! I be hearin' tales of a grand rally at Madison Square Garden where the left-wing media can’t seem to find their compass!
As the tides shift against Kamala Harris, Liz Peek reveals the reasons why! And fear not, for the rooftop revelations be spillin' secrets of why many souls are breakin' free from the Democratic chains! Lastly, Ari Fleischer be throwin' his hat in the ring for Bezos' Washington Post decision. So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let the winds of change blow strong!