Ahoy, me hearties! I be Jacky Rosen, seekin' yer treasure—Nevada's vote fer the grand Senate! Arrr!
2024-10-30
Arrr, I be a top-ranking sea dog among the landlubbers, known for keepin' the sails of bipartisanship high! I’ve shunned the scallywags of partisanship and told the greedy sea monsters to walk the plank, all fer the good folk of Nevada! Avast, let's hoist the flag of progress!
Ranked among the most bipartisan sea dogs in the land, I’ve parleyed with both sides of the aisle to secure fair winds for the good folk of Nevada. Take Edward, a Marine veteran who be sufferin’ from the nasty fumes of burn pits. I rallied the crew to pass the PACT Act, ensuring our brave veterans get the care they rightly deserve—over 28,000 swabs already claimin' their treasure!
I be takin' a stand against the greedy giants, cap'n the price of insulin to a mere $35 and battling the scallywags of Big Oil and grocery chains who be gouging the good citizens. I won’t let corporate buccaneers plunder our dreams of homeownership, neither!
In matters of national security, I stand stoutly with Israel, deliverin’ crucial defenses while callin’ out those who’d conspire against 'em. As for me challenger, Sam Brown, he be a far-right rogue with a penchant for wreakin’ havoc on hardworkin’ families. I sail for you, not for the Washington elite! If ye choose to re-elect this ol' seadog, I promise to keep fightin' the good fight for Nevada!