"Ahoy, me hearties! Let’s hoist Kamala’s flag and chart a course for brighter horizons fer our lassies!"
2024-10-30
Arrr, me hearties! This November, every scallywag will cast their lot fer a captain to steer our health ship! I be urging ye to hoist yer sails fer Kamala Harris, the fierce defender of reproductive treasure! Vote wisely or ye might end up in Davy Jones' locker! Avast!
Avast ye landlubbers! Why be the Democratic governor of Michigan scribblin’ in the scrolls of Fox News? She’s here to spin a yarn about the power we salty sea queens possess to shape the future for our lassies come election day!Raised amongst a squabbling crew of bipartisans, her pop sailed with Republican Gov. George Romney whilst her mom parleyed for the Democrats. At supper, they’d argue like pirates over treasure, teachin' the young scallywags to voice their thoughts without makin’ a ruckus. That skill served her well in the rough seas of the Michigan Legislature, where she be oft outnumbered!But lo, a dark tale be hers too. She faced an unsavory assault in her college days, silence shackling her tongue until a wise soul likened her to a cup made from hollowed clay—what’s left behind can still hold purpose. With a heart full of fire, she vowed to battle for women and their kin!Now, as a mother of two bright daughters, she be furious that their rights, once as free as the high seas, be snatched away. She calls on all ye mothers to heed the call, for our choices be under siege, and together we can steer our ship towards a brighter horizon! So hoist the sails and cast your vote, for it be our treasure to protect!